“There’s a controversial holiday-themed statue being displayed at the state capital in Springfield, Illinois called the “Snaketivity,” which is on loan from the Satanic Temple of Chicago. The state is allowing this to be displayed because of the first amendment, but religious leaders are understandably upset. When things like this happen, we like to go directly to the top, so we got in touch with God (Billy Crystal) and even got the chance to talk to his friend Satan (Dave Grohl).”