A TST Satanic Christmas Carol. It is called “Arbitrary Night”. Here are the lyrics:

Arbitrary night,
it will be what we make it!
Like every night, we refuse to be blind.

Long lies the world
in ignorance and vagueness
But we are clear on the worth of the mind.

A glorious chorus
from centuries before us
of scientists and scholars
comes forward to implore us:

“Stand on your feet;
you need to bow to no one.
On this arbitrary night,
let your mind Shine its light.
On this arbitrary night,
let your mind Shine its light.”